đ BREAKING NEWS: âIâm Sorryâ â Sean McDermottâs Excuse Tour Begins After Billsâ Playoff Collapse

In a stunning turn of events that left Buffalo Bills fans both bewildered and, frankly, unimpressed, head coach Sean McDermott has finally spoken out about the teamâs latest postseason heartbreak. His reason? Well, letâs just say it wasnât exactly what anyone expected.

McDermott, in what can only be described as a desperate attempt to deflect blame, revealed that star quarterback Josh Allen was ânot at 100%â before the game. Of course, this revelation conveniently came after the Bills were sent packing, leading many to wonder: was Allen really dealing with an issue, or was this just another classic case of damage control?

According to McDermott, Allen faced a âserious problemâ that hindered his performance. Was it an injury? A secret illness? A personal crisis? Nope. The actual details remain as vague as the Billsâ offensive game plan in the fourth quarter. Some speculate it could have been anything from a nagging soreness to an unfortunate encounter with Buffaloâs infamous winter weather.

Naturally, fans arenât exactly buying this excuse. âSo let me get this straight â Allen wasnât 100%, but you still had him out there running QB draws like his life depended on it?â one fan ranted on social media. âMaybe the real problem is the coaching staff, not Joshâs mystery ailment.â
Others have pointed out the convenient timing of McDermottâs statement. âClassic move,â another fan posted. âWait until after the season ends to drop some vague excuse that doesnât change the fact that the team choked when it mattered most.â
The Bills, once again, find themselves watching the Super Bowl from the comfort of their homes â a tradition they have perfected over the years. Meanwhile, McDermottâs âIâm sorryâ tour continues, proving that if thereâs one thing the Bills excel at, itâs finding creative new ways to explain away another playoff failure.
As for Josh Allen? Well, heâs probably already preparing for next season. Maybe this time, heâll be â100%ââbut if not, donât worry. The excuses will be ready.