ZACK TO JOSH ALLEN: “YOU CAN BEAT THE CHIEFS! LET MAHOMES CRY LIKE A BABY.”
In a shocking development that has football fans and Twitter warriors buzzing, Zack—yes, THE Zack, who somehow always has the hottest takes despite no discernible football credentials—has issued a rallying cry to Josh Allen: “Take down Mahomes and make him cry like a baby!”
While Zack’s motivational speech to Allen was undoubtedly inspiring (in the same way a 3rd-grade pep talk might be), fans have been quick to point out the irony. After all, Allen’s track record against Patrick Mahomes is, let’s just say, less than stellar. “Yeah, Josh, you’ve totally got this,” one sarcastic commenter wrote, attaching a gif of Mahomes casually tossing touchdowns like he’s playing Madden on Rookie mode.
But Zack wasn’t done there. He followed up with: “The Bills have it this year. Chiefs? Washed. Mahomes? Overrated. It’s time for the Josh Allen era, baby!” This statement was met with collective eye-rolls and an explosion of memes featuring Mahomes holding his Super Bowl rings with captions like, “Tell me more about this Allen era.”
Critics, of course, have pointed out that while Mahomes might occasionally cry (cue the infamous “Wife, Kids, and NFL MVP Speech” moment), he tends to do so while hoisting championship trophies. Meanwhile, Allen has been busy perfecting his end-of-season fishing trips.
As game day approaches, we’ll see if Zack’s prophetic words will age like fine wine—or like milk left in the sun. Either way, Twitter is ready with its popcorn.
Stay tuned, sports fans. It’s Allen vs. Mahomes—again. Will Josh finally “let Mahomes cry like a baby,” or will Zack be forced to find a new quarterback to irrationally hype up?
